I’m going to watch it in the family room, you stupid fucking abortion

I’m going to watch it in the family room, you stupid fucking abortion

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jameskiddvevo

No kind sir - bless your face.


this never would have happened at Atchison

this never would have happened at Atchison


I want to poop there

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I want to poop there

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hey, if it’s okay, do you think you can give me another handjob tonight

[sighs] I guess

OMG THANK YOU FOR EXISTING I AM LITERALLY CRYING <3
basedmeido

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